17yr:

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drake stoppin the game to see if the ladies in the crowd are being treated well

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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gotitforcheap:

me: man you remember that time in highschool wh-

friend: yes

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me: man I didn’t even say what the story wa-

friend: I remember 

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zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

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browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

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every porn ever
  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
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